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Vukodlac, dressed to the nines, walks up to the podium.
"It's great to be here tonight and to see all you
vampires, and no one has thrown a holy water yet."
"Probably only because Nonion and Archangel haven't shown up."
"I
have the great pleasure tonight of presenting the award for the best married
couple. The five nominated couples
share one trait in common, they have a love
that transcends this city. It transcends this realm. They have
found happiness
and made a commitment to each other. These couples have weathered a lot and it is great to
see them still together."
"Here are the nominees for the award:
Arsanga and Murrz Ramirez
EvilBill and Ophelia
Obsidian
and Chass
Capadocious and AquelDroma
Heimdag amd Shikon af Gyllenstierna"
"And the name of the couple of all
couples of 2005 in this city of Ravenblack is""
Vukodlac tears open the envelope, takes out the card, and looks over
at Jauk.
"No shit?"
Jauk nods.
"The best married couple in Ravenblack City is Capadocious and AquelDroma."
Thank you Vukodlac, I would like to accept this award on behalf of myself and my enchanting wife AQD. I had no doubt
that we would win this as we are by far the best couple this city has ever seen. AQD is the greatest woman I have ever laid
my eyes on and my only equal in this entire city. I could say that it was great fortune to win this award, but in reality
my greatest fortune ever was winning the heart and the love of my eterninty, AQD.
Later on, when you are all
forced to serve us, you will realize just how wonderful she is first hand.
Click here as the show continues and DarkestDesire presents an award.
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