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*From the audience, an arc of blood is seen spraying onto the stage.
A grinning Moirai appears, wiping blood from
his mouth. As he
approaches the microphone, he waves an envelope in the air.*
Greetings heathens! Thanks for coming
to this crazy show, I have
here the winner to 'Worst Comeback.' No, it doesn't mean who had the
lamest 'Yo momma'
joke. Here are the nominees.
Capadocious
Es Beacy
Archangel
Church of Blood
Tejas
And the winner
is! *Moirai gently opens the envelope.* Queue the
dramatic music folks, the winner is
Archangel!
Cmup here
you big slob! Time to collect your Golden Fang award
*Moirai knocks the award over, so it's tilted on the podium, and
bows to the crowd, not expecting the monkey to come up for his
award, but nonetheless waiting in case.*
Archangel was a no show for the awards ceremony.
Click here as the show continues and the award for best married couple is presented.
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