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*Jauk looks around at the different vampires walking past her, some
avoiding the camera and some desperately trying
to get on televison.
A ray of light beams in Jauk's direction and nearly blinds her.
Clutching her eyes she screams
out..* Devie is that you?
*Ophelia gliiiiiiiiiiides over* No its NOT Devie..Id NEVER look that
good
*Jauk
raises an eyebrow and looks Ophelia up and down in excitement*
Good golly miss molly! *pokes at the black corset and tugs
the long
black skirt* Nice....you're looking extra extravagent tonight. *eyes
the diamond bracelette that wraps around
her wrist and travels up
around her arm* Is that complements of your husband EvilBill?
*Ophelia nodsnods* Why thank
you!! yes..it was a gift from my
huzband..he spoils me you know *nodsnods and slips you an honorary
fork*
*Jauk
looks surprised and honored, grasping the fork* Oh wow. How
special! *goes to stab and changes her mind* Hmm..I'll save
this for
the next interview...but first how about a few questions for our
viewers?
Ophelia: Shoot, I can answer
questions *nods*
Jauk: Great! How did you feel about finding out you are a nominie?
Ophelia: Well..I was surprised..pleasantly
so. Firstly..EB and I have
a long history together, but we had a long road it seemed to get
there. But what woman
doesnt want to know that shes admired, envied,
hated, stalked silently for a swift ( HA )killing because of her
marriage
Jauk:
Do you think you deserve to win, and if not who do you think
does for your categories?
Ophelia: Well..I wont say
I don't deserve to win. I've got a great
marriage, I'm finally married to a man that loves me for me, and
doesnt
mind when I stab things or set them on fire. Just plain ole
me. But I'd have to go for White and oophy.
Jauk:
Is there anyone special you are rooting for other than them
tonight?
Ophelia: I'd say EB or evilive for one...Nemsie
and Mav for another.
Hey! Maybe they'll have a tie and we can see a duel to the death!
*dances around CAT FIGHT CAT
FIGHT*
Jauk: *Laughs a real laugh, but quickly stops to return to her cheesy
smile* Well now, is there anything
else you wanna say while on live
television?
Ophelia: *smiles* I think we should all have a moment of silence for
the madness of the Ferrymen and hope they get better soon. Oh
oh...*waves at her mother* And I think this
goddamned city needs to
stop being so politically correct, loosen up and get back to some of
the old ways. *waves
at the Hag with a pencil*
Jauk: Thanks so much, you're a doll, I'm rooting for you out there!
*hugs, but
is careful not to mess up hair, then kicks the camera guy
to take a break while she powders her nose before the next interview*
Ophelia: So are jooo
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