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*The show had started, the room was filling up (why wasn't it already filled!),
and Jauk was getting a bit nervous.
It was too soon to powder her nose again,
and chugging drinks was bad press for a hostess. She found herself fighting
the
strong urge to leap around in her tutu and tights across the room just to relieve a little tension. No, that wasn't
very professional, her eyes wandered around the room for another victim to interview while lesser events unfolded unstage....why
hadn't Nonion come to accept her award...who was that werid Amish figure talking about the finest butter in the city on stage?
Maybe this was a bad idea...how many things could go wrong?
At a table in the corner she spots a fimilar face smiling at nothing and starts at a fast paced walk/jog to take the
seat next to him with her camera crew. Kicking out the chair for herself she looks his attire up and down....Perry Ellis Notched
Single Breasted Tuxedo in classic black...very nice choice for such an event. Jauk shoves a microphone in his face. Smiling
big, bright, and cheesy as always in front of a camera, she doesn't waste anytime getting to the point.*
Jauk: Vukodlac,
the girls want to know....boxers, briefs, or free style *winks*
Vukodlac: Well sweetie I'll never tell, they'll just
have to find out for
themselves *winks*
Jauk: *giggles*...Great, now what about the rest of your attire?
Where might
someone look to find such a dashing ensemble?
Vukodlac: Well the humans were having a fashion
show earlier this evening in the
city and I appropriated it from one of their models as he was leaving the show.
Jauk: Well, seems like youre all set for public viewing pleasure, as you should
be. You are infact presenting the
award for Best Married Couple. Are you nervous
?
Vukodlac: Nah, just hoping that none of the people who dont
win decide to throw
any holy waters.
Jauk: Anyone special that you hope wins tonight?
Vukodlac:
Well my blood brother, the Mad Scotsman Murrz Ramirez and his
beautiful bride are nominated and well I've got a soft spot
in the heart for a
former clan mate of mine, the one, the only, cigar chomping :Es Beacy.
Jauk: *gags* Lovely.
Well then, anything else you would like to mention while on
city wide broadcast television?
Vukodlac: Remember to
stopy by the Hellions Alehouse for the post awards show party. Free drinks all night long for all of the winners.
*Does the snooty rich people kiss on both Vuk's cheeks* Well then hun, I'll be
seeing you there! *turns to the camera*
And if you'd like to join the fun you
can meet the rest of us at 666 Hellions Blvd.
....loosers are also welcome, but don't be cheep, buy yourself a replacement date when your old one is too embarressed
to be seen with you. Hahaha, just kidding...we'll provide one for you...*winks at Kreacher* Right Ma? *mischievious
grin*
Click here as the show continues and the award for best kill is presented.
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