"Good evening Ladies and Gentelmen. I am here to present the award for the Most acomplished newbie. Now, I know that some of you"

 

Looks at Madeye and Ladywulfe69.

 

"have been waiting all night for this. So, without further ado, here are your nominies."

Madeye
Ladywulfe69
Nonion
Archen
michiru

She opens the letter with the winners name in it and smiles. "Well,
well, well..... looks like the winner is our very own Madeye! Congrats
Madeye, come on up and get your award."

~~~~~~

 

Madeye, having returned to some semblance of his normal self, hears his name called and looks around. Realising he has won the award, he leaps out of his seat like a scalded cat.  Pausing briefly to offer his heartfelt condolences to Ladywulfe, he heads towards the stage a spring in his step. 

Hearing Heimdag and Capadocious bickering about it, he yells: "Hey, I can see you two are going to win the Wittiest Dittiest award next year! *snigger* Why don't you both just shut the fuck up for once?"

As he gets about halfway, the excitement of the moment causes the huge dose of 5-MeO-DIPT that Shikon slipped him kick in with a vengeance for a second wave.  Mometarily confused, he wanders aimlessly for a minute or two talking to himself.

After having a brief amorous affair with a palm tree, who then points
him in the right direction while smoking a Cuban cigar, he finds the
stage. Awed by the immensity of it, he just admires it for what seems
like an eternity.

An usher takes him by the hand and gently propels him towards the
stairs . About halfway across the stage to where Mandolin stands
holding the award, he drops to his hands and knees, examining the
carpet in minute detail: "Wow, man! Will you look at those colours?".

Having to be physically dragged, protesting, to the podium, he
attaches to Mandolin like a limpet, all hands and lips.  "Well, hello"
he smooches. "You sure are pretty."

Suitably awakened by her knee to his bollocks, he manages a
rudimentary, if slightly surreal, acceptance speech:

"I would like to dedicate this award to Valorian, who taught me that
there is far more to this game than just moving vampires around".

On that note, Madeye collapses off the front of the stage into the
orchestra pit, before trying to get it on with second violin.

~~~~~~

 

Click here as the show continues and Jauk presents the last award of the night.