Aphaythea beams a warm smile at the gathering as she takes the center stage; "Greetings everyone, and thank you for being
here tonight. I'm here to present the award in the category of; Most Psychotic Vampire!" Phay drops her voice slightly in
a stage whisper; "Whoa....I didn't even think it was okay to go there, but they sure did anyway." and rolls her eyes.
"And
the nominees are!" *cue drum roll* Pausing for dramatic effect between names, Phay reads the names of the lucky vampires;
"Nonion!
nemesis_wings!
Capadocious!
Mooncalf!
and last but not least, Bloodspawn!"
*cue more drums*
Aphaythea starts to open the envelope containing
the winners name but stops and hold it to her forehead instead. "Hm mm" Phay's eyes close and she seems lost in thought when
suddenly her eyes snap open and she calls out; "Snap, Crackle, Pop!"
Even Aphaythea seems confused for a moment, then
she rips open the envelope and reads out; "What cereal best describes this persons mental state".
Sounds of disgruntled boos and hisses issue from the audience.
"OK, ok... my bad. And the winner is... Capadocious!"
~~~~~~
*Capadocious makes his way up the stairs, past the losers, and past the even bigger losers who weren't even nominated*
Of
course I won this award. What you all call psychotic is in reality
the way a true vampire should act. Most of you have
been tamed like
sheep. For this I seriously fear for the future of vampiric kind.
For the few of you that understand
what I am talking about, it will be up to us to take these sheep to slaughter.
This is your wake up call vampires,
embrace your legacy, or I will
end you.
~~~~~~
Click
here as the show continues and Irv presents the award for Best Comeback.
